Ninjas Rob a Marijuana Delivery Truck

Some folks don't believe me when I tell them that my perfectly good family vacation to San Antonio was ruined when the hotel was overrun by Ninjas. Now comes a story out of California about a couple of Ninjas attacking and robbing a medical marijuana delivery truck.

Here's what happened... allegedly.  Around 10 p.m. last Friday, a delivery guy from a West Covina medical marijuana dispensary was just driving along (probably listening to some Grateful Dead or Phish) and making his stops.  He had just made a delivery when a couple of ninjas appeared out of nowhere.  (I imagine that they were just a couple of guys with ninja masks wanting to get high, but they could be real ninjas.  I wasn't there, so I can't be sure.)  They threatened him, he dropped a bag containing an undetermined amount of weed and money and ran away.  He was unharmed ...and possibly high.

Police are currently investigating, and on the lookout for a couple of stoned ninjas.

(I am assuming that his explanation at work was something like... "Hey boss... man, seriously... you aren't going to believe what just happened bro... I got robbed man.  Robbed by a ninja, no... TWO ninjas man. Really dude, I got jumped by two ninjas and they had like throwing stars, ninja sticks and stuff. Dude, they took your weed.")

(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)