Dallas Mavericks forward DIRK NOWITZKI can't sing. The sooner he accepts that fact, the better for all of us. Ever since winning the NBA Title last Sunday night, Dirk and his teammates have been drunkenly singing "We Are the Champions" every chance they get.
You give them a championship, and all of a sudden they think they are the Cowboys! Just days after being photographed wearing an awesome shirt that read "Hey LeBron! How's My Dirk Taste"... Dallas Mavericks guard DeShawn Stevenson got busted for PUBLIC INTOXICATION.