You give them a championship, and all of a sudden they think they are the Cowboys!

Just days after being photographed wearing an awesome shirt that read "Hey LeBron!  How's My Dirk Taste"... Dallas Mavericks guard DeShawn Stevenson got busted for PUBLIC INTOXICATION.

Tuesday evening, just two nights after the Mavs beat the Miami Heat for the NBA Title, police were called to an apartment complex in Irving, Texas because DeShawn was so wasted he didn't even know where he was.

A police spokesman says, quote, "They felt he was a danger to himself and others.  Basically, he was intoxicated to a point where they didn't feel comfortable letting him walk away or leave.  They didn't have any other options at that point."

DeShawn was released yesterday on $475 bond.

(Did you notice the Abe Lincoln tattoo... Weird right?)

(Stevenson didn't participate in the Mavericks night-out in Miami after winning because his wife is pregnant. Saying, "I'm not going to go out and celebrate while she's at home.")

(Also worth mentioning, Daniel Tosh from Comedy Central's "tosh.0" sort of predicted Stevenson would go to jail, but he said it would happen within 3 hours.)