Chris Illuminati

Want to See a Gallery of Random Hot Women We Found on Instagram?
Instagram. It’s a godsend for people that take awful pictures. It can make anything beautiful.

Want to See Some Very Expensive Nipples?
Nipples are naughty, unless they are attached to million dollar works of art, then they are just expensive and always very cold. Permanent turkey timers!

Jessica Burciaga — Playboy Girl of the Week
Playboy’s Miss February 2009 Jessica Burciaga explained in a recent interview with the magazine that she loves shooting nude even more now that she is a little older.
![Ashley Mattingly — Playboy Girl of The Week [PICTURES]](http://townsquare.media/site/171/files/2012/01/Ashley-Mattingly-Top-.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Ashley Mattingly — Playboy Girl of The Week [PICTURES]
Ashley Mattingly, Playboy’s Miss March 2011 , grew up wild and fiercely independent. She has calmed down just a bit, but she still keeps her independent spirit.
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Vanessa Paradis — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Vanessa Paradis is a French singer, model and actress who became a child star at 14 with a hit song named ‘Joe le taxi’ which translates into English as…prepare to be dazzled…’Joe The Taxi Driver.’ We didn’t even have to look that up! We know. ‘Le impressive.’
![Carissa Rosario — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]](http://townsquare.media/site/171/files/2011/12/Carissa-Rosario-Website.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Carissa Rosario — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Carissa Rosario is a model that has appeared in Vogue, GQ, Maxim and FHM. She is currently ranked #1 on Google as the most searched professional Maxim model.
![Katie Vernola — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]](http://townsquare.media/site/171/files/2011/10/katie-vernola-waterfall-playboy.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Katie Vernola — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Playboy’s Katie Vernola isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty. She can put rims and tires on a car, balance them out and even change a car’s oil. “So if you ever have any car trouble, call me,” laughs Katie. She might be the hottest mechanic walking the planet.
![Playboy Playmate Amanda Cerny Wants Someone To Play Doctor [PICTURES]](http://townsquare.media/site/171/files/2011/09/amanda-cerny-9-26-11.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Playboy Playmate Amanda Cerny Wants Someone To Play Doctor [PICTURES]
Playboy Playmate Amanda Cerny celebrated her 18th birthday a few years ago by free-falling from an airplane at 120 mph. Her life has been one big rush of adrenaline ever since. Born in Stuart, FL, the fearless beauty is in the process of earning a degree in international affairs from Florida State University, spent a summer traveling throughout Spain, Germany and France and doesn’t know of any ext

NFL 2011 Season – Week One Recap
Week one of the NFL season is in the books and there are tons of interesting story lines that will play out over the regular season. Here is a recap of all the action from the first week of the season.

Couple Attempting To Join ‘Mile High Club’ Triggers Security Alert
Joining the Mile High Club seems like harmless fun. Unless it’s attempted on the anniversary of 9/11 and everyone traveling is a little on edge. The Denver Channel explains making out in an airplane restroom landed a commercial jet on the ground and a couple in some hot water...

Dad Peddled Drugs, Guns Out of Baby Stroller
Maybe quality time with the kids isn’t always a positive thing: AM NY reports that one father that not only made his infant daughter an accomplice to a drug deal but used her stroller to transport heroin and firearms.