Magic Mike – Clingy G-Strings, Clingy Strippers [Movie Review]
Warner Bros teased and taunted us for weeks with the promise of unabashed beefcake nekkidity. They worked us "Woo-Birds" into a frenzy, packing us into theaters, ready to wave our ceremonious fivers in the air - and then they hit us...
HEY! They put a movie in the middle of my strip show!