Could Santa Claus Really be a Woman?

How is it that Santa is so organized? Do you think Ms. Claus has a handle on it or could it be that Santa is really a woman?

Think about it, Christmas is warm, fuzzy and nurturing and involves lots of planning and organization, which means a woman has to be in charge of it.

Here are the reasons Santa Claus could be a woman:

• Men can't pack a bag.
• Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
• Men don't answer their mail.
• Men would refuse to allow their belly to be described as a "bowlful of jelly."
• Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
• Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
• Being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

(Santa Lady)