John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Fall in Love with the 7 Greatest Sports Marriage Proposals
Valentine's Day might be over, but the love is still overflowing. Watch this video featuring seven of the best sports marriage proposals ever.
How to Order from the Chipotle Secret Menu
Fast food is a glorious thing. And we're big fans of fast food from Chipotle. But what's better than the menu at Chipotle? The secret menu at Chipotle.
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
Don’t Blink or You’ll Miss What Happens to These Corvettes
You have to pay close attention to this security footage at the Corvette Museum, or else you'll miss the shocker that happens!
So Apparently Dumb Starbucks is a Thing
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don't know what to make of this new coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks.
These Animals Should Not Be Best Friends – Our Hearts Just Exploded
What are all of these animals doing living together? It seems like it might be a scene from a Saturday morning cartoon, but it's really just the amazing Rocky Ridge Refuge.
These Winter Sports Fails Get Us Ready for the Olympics
What better way for us to get psyched for the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics than with a video highlighting 10 winter sports fails?
Winnie Cooper from ‘The Wonder Years’ – Where is She Now?
Ah, Winnie Cooper. Danica McKellar played the ultimate girl next door in 'The Wonder Years,' a coming-of-age tale set in the '60s-'70s that aired in the late '80s and into the early '90s, But where is she now?
Epic Meal Time Creates Giant Pork Cheetos
Just in time for Game Day, the crew at Epic Meal Time have created more culinary affronts to nature called Pork Cheetos. And they look delicious.
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.
We’d Freak Out if This Happened to Us on Our Porch
An elderly couple in Pasadena were about to step out of the house when they noticed they weren't alone on the porch.
It’s Heartbreaking to Find Out Why These Baby Animals Cling to Stuffed Animals
It's cute to see baby animals playing with toys, right? But it's more than heart-wrenching when you find out why these babies cling to these toys.