I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
2018 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 8th at 2 a.m.
Time to "spring forward" an hour this weekend.
Food Guaranteed to Make Dad Happy This Father’s Day
Now, I'm not saying "it's the thought that really counts" doesn't apply to Father's Day. All I'm saying is that if you're gonna put forth the effort, might as well have some inside information on what dad likes.
Drinking Games – The Painman’s Top 5
A weekend doesn't pass without a group of friends getting together for a little party. Nothing makes that party more fun than a drinking game or 2. So, here's a list of my favorite drinking games.
Best Swimming Holes in Texas [PHOTOS]
Texas has some pretty incredible natural attractions, including a bunch of large, breathtaking swimming holes.
The Ultimate Road Trip Playlist
With road trip season just around the corner, it's super important that you program your playlist with the best tunes to get you from point a to point b.
New Texas House Bill to Allow Liquor Stores to Sell on Sunday
Texas Blue Laws are as old as Betty White, but only Betty ages gracefully.
Funny and Inappropriate ‘Elf on the Shelf Pictures’ From Instagram [NSFW]
Elf on the Shelf has taken on a new life on Instagram. People are taking pictures of the elf in various funny and inappropriate places, positions and scenarios.
The Painman’s Favorite Songs for ‘National Teachers Day’
National Teachers Day isn't an official holiday, but it should be. Heck, it should be every day. National Teachers Day is typically recognized on the Tuesday of the first full week of May. While most will only apply this day to traditional teachers, I think anyone in any field of education shou…
The Painman Tries a Nasal Flush for the First Time [NSFW]
Since my allergies have been terrible, I finally broke down and bought one of those scary nasal rinse kits. I'll be honest, it worked pretty dang well.
Cats and Christmas Trees Are a Funny Combination
Anyone that owns a cat knows they are typically enamored by shiny objects. Christmas trees are typically full of shiny objects. So, when you combine the two, you'll eventually have a destroyed Christmas tree.
2017 TV Schedule for Holiday Programming
From the Christmas classics of 'Peanuts', 'A Christmas Story' and 'It's a Wonderful Life' to the newer flicks like 'The Santa Clause', 'Elf' and more; there's plenty to keep you entertained this holiday season.
Christmas Songs That Rock
Here are some Christmas songs that rock to help get you in the spirit of the holidays.