Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Helpful Tumblr Teaches You How to Fill Awkward Silences
Want to be a hit at parties, or at least know what to say when the silent anger builds up to a point at the dinner table where everyone is just seething and glaring at each other? Have we got a Tumblr for you!!
Drunk Guy Makes Miley Cyrus Makeover Video Tutorial
If you've been wondering how to recreate Miley's soon-to-be classic look from the VMAs, wonder no more -- this video will teach you. All you need are some lemons, some tape, some plastic wrap and no pride.
The Best Hank and Marie Reaction Videos
If you aren't completely caught up with 'Breaking Bad,' move along. This is not for you. Otherwise, jump right in and enjoy these hilarious videos.
15 Cartoons Better at Twerking Than Miley
If Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA has turned you off of twerking, or if you just find cartoon butts bouncing around hilarious, this is for you.
15 Signs Your Pet Is an Introvert
You think you know your pet, but do you *know* your pet? Would you, for example, say your guinea pig is a Betty or a Veronica? What's your iguana's opinion on repealing the Glass-Steagall Act? Most importantly, DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR FERRET'S MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPE????!! Is your…
Massive Sinkhole Swallows a Whole Mess of Trees in a Couple of Seconds
Nothing will make you appreciate the power of nature quite like watching a dozen cypress trees being sucked underwater in the blink of an eye by a sinkhole.
Is This the White Trashiest Wedding March Ever?
A lady decided to do a "seductive" dance down the aisle to her own version of "Crazy B----" by Buckcherry, and now it is being called the white trashiest wedding in history. (NSFW, btw.)
‘Breaking Bad’ Album Covers We’d Love to See
Yesterday, #BreakingBadBands took over Twitter for a while, and we got inspired. Unlike those awful times when #SavingItforBieber or whatever takes control, people were coming up with some genuinely awesome stuff. We decided we couldn't just let these ideas drift away, so we took some of our fa…
15 Scientifically Proven Ways to Instantly Make Yourself Happy
That's right it's been scientifically* proven that looking at these GIFs will instantly make you happy. Sometimes all you need to feel better is a baby penguin in a hat or a wink from Gene Wilder -- that is a scientific* fact. We thought we'd put a whole bunch together to brighten you…
Watch Two Stuntwomen Reenact the Chicken Fight From ‘Family Guy’
With enough money, you can pay two famous stuntwomen to reenact the epic chicken fight scene from 'Family Guy.' That's what happened here.
Skateboarding Dog Is Better at Skateboarding Than Most Humans
Dash the skateboarding dog is probably better at skateboarding than most humans. He's certainly better than we are.
Tina Fey With Cats Is Your New Favorite Tumblr
Chances are you love Tina Fey and cats. Well, this Tumblr is both at once. It stands to reason therefore, that you will double-love Tina Fey With a Cat, because that's how emotions work. It is pictures of Tina Fey, with cats Photoshopped in. Seems pretty simple. It is still a delight, however. …