Steven Tyler Is Sharing Some Crazy Stories in Memoir

AEROSMITH singer and "American Idol" judge STEVEN TYLER has a memoir coming out on May 3rd.  And the book... titled "Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?  A Rock 'n' Roll Memoir"... sounds like it should be pretty wild.

Steven says, quote, "I've been mythicized, Mick-icized, eulogized and fooligized, I've been Cole-Porter'd and farmer's-daughter'd, I've been Led Zepp'd and 12-stepped.

"I'm a rhyming fool and so cool that me, Fritz the Cat, and Mohair Sam are the baddest cats that am.

"I have so many outrageous stories, too many, and I'm gonna tell 'em all.  All the unexpurgated, brain-jangling tales of debauchery, sex and drugs, transcendence and chemical dependence you will ever want to hear."