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Have You Ever Had a ‘Food Thief’ at Work? [POLL]


Sometimes, you think “I’m going to save these chicken nuggets for later.”, and you put them in the fridge, only to have somebody come along and steal your nuggets… uncool! Here’s what happened today.

It started with an email to the entire staff…

Someone cut the ends of my two pieces of pizza off and I assume ate them. Seriously?! It was MY PIZZA and…and the DOG licked it! I’m not kidding. When I purchased the pizza yesterday he got into the box and licked my leftover pieces. Hope you like dog slobber.

To this, was a reply from another member of the office staff…

To whom ever did this.  DO NOT EAT SOMEONE ELSE’S FOOD………….PERIOD.    That is our property and that maybe our lunch for the next day. If it was yours and someone else ate it you wouldn’t like it.

Then someone else hit “reply all”…


It was at this point, I couldn’t help myself and had to get in on it…

I did not do it, but for the record, I like dog slobber.

I don’t know who took the pizza, but I am still searching for the lowdown, dirty, filthy, so and so swine that took my chicken nuggets! 

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