In Wisconsin, a 37-year-old man just learned a lesson that MOST guys learn around age 18 or 19.  STRIPPERS LIE.

On Sunday night, the man was visiting Franklin, Wisconsin and staying at a motel.  He decided to go to a strip club called On the Border.  (It's named that because it's close to the Wisconsin/Illinois border, not the Canadian border.)

The man dropped $1,000 on lap dances from two strippers.  They told him they'd come to his motel room after their shift for some private lap dances, quote, "on the house."

Believe it or not, they never showed.

So the man called the COPS.  At 1:26 A.M. he called the Franklin police to tell them he'd been cheated out of his visit.

They told him there was nothing they could do about the strippers breaking their promise.