Very Hungry Girl Scout Leader Accused of Stealing $15,000 Worth of CookiesVery Hungry Girl Scout Leader Accused of Stealing $15,000 Worth of CookiesWell, this is one way to satisfy those Thin Mints cravings.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don’t Do What These Boneheads DidWanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don’t Do What These Boneheads DidWe can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Fast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Gunpoint-Robbery Victim EverThis Fast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Gunpoint-Robbery Victim EverNerves of steel, or just a typical apathetic teenager? Either way, this Jimmy John's employee is now our favorite fast-food worker for his cool under pressure.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save BeerIdiot Runs Into Burning House to Save BeerThe only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Hyperloop One Will Have a 30-Minute Trip From Houston to Dallas and Around Texas [VIDEO]Hyperloop One Will Have a 30-Minute Trip From Houston to Dallas and Around Texas [VIDEO]A 5-hour drive from Lubbock to Dallas would probably take approximately 42 minutes. That's pretty sweet.EthanEthan
You Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsYou Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsToo lazy to get out of bed and look for work? Problem solved.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Parents Busted Selling 5-Month-Old on Craigslist for $3,000Parents Busted Selling 5-Month-Old on Craigslist for $3,000A couple is in hot water for trying to sell their little bundle of joy for a big bundle of cash.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed WindowTerrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed WindowHey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a DateDude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a DateShe may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
This Woman’s Hair Is 90 Freakin’ Inches LongThis Woman’s Hair Is 90 Freakin’ Inches LongYou think it takes you long to do your hair? Puh-leeze.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Why Do You Get Pinched For Not Wearing Green on St. Patrick’s Day?Why Do You Get Pinched For Not Wearing Green on St. Patrick’s Day?It's those dang leprechauns. It's all their fault.Frank PainFrank Pain
What the…? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 DiapersWhat the…? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 DiapersThis stinks.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz