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Danica Patrick Wins Daytona 500 Pole, Becomes First Woman To Win A Cup Series Pole
Danica Patrick won the pole of the Daytona 500 on Sunday, becoming the first woman in NASCAR history to win the pole position of a Cup Series event. Patrick turned in a qualifying speed of 196.434, besting fellow drivers Jeff Gordon, Trevor Bayne, Ryan Newman and teammate Tony Stewart...
Man Changes Tire On Moving Car Tilted On Two Wheels
When you get a flat tire, roadside assistance can sometimes take a long time to respond. These guys don't need no stinkin' roadside assistance. They don't even need a jack. Watch the video to see the world's most death-defying auto mechanic change a tire while the car he is riding in is moving on two wheels:
The guy just pops out of the back door of the tilted-on-two-wheels car, takes off one tire
Round Card Girl Doesn’t Realize MMA Fight Is Over
Mixed martial arts techniques can be difficult to master, but the object of the sport is clear: knock your opponent out. When one combatant is out on the canvas, the fight is over. Perhaps someone should have explained the idea to the ring girl in the video clip above...
Prolific Streaker Retires After 519 Sprints In His Birthday Suit
From Wimbledon to the Super Bowl, Mark Roberts has seen it all, and they've seen all of him. Roberts, 48, of Liverpool, England is the world’s most prolific streaker. He retired this week after 519 streaks, including Wimbledon and the 2004 Super Bowl...
Man Skis Through Abandoned 5-Story Alaskan Building
Two dudes found an abandoned five-story building in Whittier, Alaska. Like anyone would, they decided to take high quality video of one of them skiing down the cramped stairwells of the building and post it to Vimeo. You just have to click below to watch it:
The skier is Logan Imlach, while the videographer is Matt Wild...
Outside Investigators To Probe Super Bowl Blackout
Why was there a power failure during Super Bowl XLVII? No one is certain yet, but Superdome authorities and a power provider have agreed to use an outside firm to investigate the cause of the power outage that stopped Sunday's game for 34 minutes...
Super Bowl XLVII Recap — Baltimore Ravens Hold Off San Francisco 49ers, 34-31
Joe Flacco threw three touchdown passes, and the Baltimore Ravens withstood a stadium power outage and a furious 49ers' rally to beat San Francisco, 34-31, at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans on Sunday night.
Power Outage Stops Play At The Super Bowl (UPDATED)
A power outage occured during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII at the Superdome in New Orleans on Sunday night. The outage caused play to be stopped between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers. The incident happened with 13:28 mark remaining in the third quarter, following Arthur Jones' sack of 49ers' quarterback Colin Kaepernick...
Report: Muhammad Ali is Gravely Ill [UPDATED]
Boxing legend Muhammad Ali is 'very sick,' and his family fears 'The Greatest' may soon 'pass away,' says Ali's brother Rahman Ali. Rahman told a newspaper that the former heavyweight champion is gravely ill and can no longer speak.
European Woman Will Be First Adult Film Star In Space
Adult film star Coco Brown has a wild fantasy; a private Dutch company is making it a reality. Brown, 32, who has been in several adult movies with silly titles, will become the first adult film star in space in the spring of 2014 (unless there's a Super 8 of Buzz Aldrin out there that we don't know about)...
New England Man Wins Wing Bowl By Feasting On 287 Wings
Eating 24 dozen chicken wings before lunch seems impossible; watching someone else do it is remarkable. James 'The Bear' McDonald of Granby, Conn. won Wing Bowl 21, the annual Philadelphia-based chicken wing-eating contest, by chomping down 287 chicken wings in the Wells Fargo Center on Friday morning.
Nikita Penalosa — Babe of the Day
Nikita Penalosa is a 20-year-old model from Santa Clarita, Calif. Penalosa is a social media-savvy glamor model. She maintains profiles on Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. She updates practically ever facet of her life, from text to pictures to video blogs and sends the info directly to her followers, or, as authorities might call them, stalkers...