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A Whole Christmas Dinner in a Can – YUCK!


Preparing a Christmas feast is a lot of work. It usually takes at least a full day, which means you won’t get to enjoy your presents that much. That is until now…

U.K. video game retailer GAME has come up with a canned creation they call “Christmas Tinner”. It is a little bit of everything one might eat on Christmas day, and all in one single-serving can. (We want to go ahead and add YUCK here.)

Christmas Tinner is for video gamers that may not want to take a break from their new toys on Christmas day. A company spokesmen spoke with Metro U.K.:

Almost half of British gamers plan to spend the majority of Christmas Day testing out new games and consoles.

It’s the ultimate innovation for gamers across the nation who can’t tear themselves away from their new consoles and games on Christmas Day – the first all-in-one festive feast in a tin

They call it innovation, but we think there are some things that should not be put in a can together. Here is what is in the layers of food type stuff from top to bottom:

  1. Scrambled eggs and bacon
  2. Two mince pies
  3. Turkey and potatoes
  4. Gravy
  5. Bread sauce
  6. Cranberry sauce
  7. Brussel’s sprouts with stuffing, or broccoli with stuffing
  8. Roast carrots and parsnips
  9. Christmas pudding

Christmas Tinner creator Chris Godfrey spoke on the flavor choices:

I tried to ensure when creating the menu that all the flavours complemented one another and it was designed so that gamers can eat one layer at a time, starting with breakfast and finishing off with Christmas Pudding – the perfect Christmas Day meal without any of the fuss.

Maybe those hardcore gamers don’t want to be interrupted to eat during a tough part of their game of choice, but we don’t think they would want to spend that precious gaming time on the bathroom floor either. At least on the game, you get another chance, right?

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