"Striptease" is the art of removing ones clothing in a seductive and sexually suggestive manner, and it's not nearly as easy as this woman thought. Bless her heart!

I applaud her efforts, but I think she might want to try to pay for college with a job as a clerk at the Dollar Store, or doing almost anything other than stripping. Of course, practice makes perfect, so I kind of hope she climbs back on the horse, or at least a much sturdier table.