If you have an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset then you're well on your way to living in your parent's basement for eternity. That is, if you couple that awesome piece of technology with the creepy game called "Boobie Squeezing Simulator".

Don't get me wrong, adolescents everywhere dream of squeezing on a plump pair of fun-bags. But, when those cans are just a set of foam breasts, then what was once fun turns into a lifetime of loneliness.

I do fully expect my buddy Matt, from Bismarck, to test this out and report back with a video review.

My assessment of this game is the same of the V-Neck shirt. If you're over 18, and in possession of it, then you deserve more ridicule than Bush and Obama combined.

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