How would you like to play around in the mud? No, that's not an innuendo (well, only kinda); it's what you'll be doing at the X-Rated Run in March.

On March 22, 2014, runners will gather in Bunnell, Florida to participate in the X-Rated Run. It is described as "THE ORIGINAL, FIRST OF ITS KIND, 5K adult-themed obstacle course race for all people over 18 of all fitness abilities!”

Runners will be tasked with conquering many sex-themed obstacle courses during the run, such as the Dominatrix Dungeon maze, the Deep Throat rope climb, the Boob Wall climb, the Back Door Crawl through the mud and a nice crawl through a giant penis. Plenty of runners will get to relive the journey they first made when they escaped the confines of their fathers' reproductive organs. Fun!

The X-Rated Run was started by Kelly Perez, an adult novelty store owner and obstacle-course aficionado. She teamed up with a former ING Marathon race director to bring her idea of a sex-themed obstacle-course to life.

According to an interview with Perez on Sports Illustrated: Extra Mustard, the run is only sex-themed in nature, but not in practice. That means that no nudity and sexual behavior is allowed.

Perez said, "The Dominatrix Dungeon will be an enclosed mud-filled maze resembling a dungeon. You’ll be in almost complete darkness surrounded by metal hanging chains, whips, and bondage-like items. We’ll have a surprise or two waiting for you inside that will ‘whip’ you into shape. The Blue Balls Dash is just that: A dash through very large, blue rubber balls that are hitting you in the face.”

Check out the NSFW renderings of a few of the obstacle courses. There will apparently a few porn stars that will participate in the run, as well as other adult entertainment representatives, like pole dancers and burlesque performers. If you finish, you'll receive a free beer, a condom-shaped medal and get an entry to become Ms. or Mr. X-Rated 2014. This honor comes with a prize of $690. Get it?

You can register to be a racer for $65 or as a spectator for $25 on this site.

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