If simply purchasing the new Bon Jovi album isn’t enough for you, and money’s no object, the band has a special deal that’s right up your alley.

The New Jersey rockers now are offering pre-orders of the new disc, What About Now, on their website, and there are three bundles to choose from.  The most expensive one, the “platinum” version will set you back a whopping $395.

So, what do you get for that kind of cash?  Well, the group won’t come to your house and perform in your living room, sadly, but you will get the deluxe version of the CD, which has three bonus tracks, autographed by all the band members.  In addition, you’ll score a previously unreleased T-shirt promoting the band’s new song “The Fighter” and a smartphone case.  There are only a limited quantity of “platinum” packages available.

If that’s too rich for your blood, you can go for the “deluxe” package, which costs $12.99 and simply includes the deluxe version of What About Now.  The “gold” package gets you the deluxe CD, the T-shirt and the smartphone case, and is priced at $54.95.  So the main thing you’re paying for in the “platinum” version is the privilege of getting the autographed album.

What About Now will be available in the U.S. and Canada on March 12.