On Saturday, 31-year-old Joseph Borowiak of Sandusky, Ohio went into a 7-Eleven in Warren, Ohio, wearing a blue bandana over his face.  He told the clerk he wanted a pack of cigarettes.  She told him it was $6.

Joseph said no, he wasn't going to pay, because . . . quote, "The King doesn't pay for cigarettes."  It's not immediately clear what Joseph is the king of . . . neither he nor the police provided any further information on the current status of his kingdom.

The clerk boldly defied the King and refused to give him the cigarettes.  He lunged at her, grabbed the cigarettes, and ran.  Police spotted him nearby, needed to TASER His Majesty to subdue him, and arrested him.