Well, now I have seen everything... as I live and breathe if that's not a "personal massager" right here in my Neighborhood Market. At least they are on the top shelf.
I was told that there is a tool for every job... it's true. I've got friends that find certain pieces of equipment somewhat threatening. Not me, as I get older I say work smarter, and not harder. Man has made many technological advancements over the years, radio, computers, microwave ovens, and vibrators. Thank you Mortimer Granville.