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		<title>A Man, A Parrot and A Zebra Walk Into A Bar [VIDEO]</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[True story&#8230; A man, a parrot, and a zebra walk into a bar, and the bartender says &#8220;We don&#8217;t serve Zebras&#8221;. Again, this is a true story. The other night Jerald Reiter decided to load up the Macaw parrot, and Zebra and take a trip to the Dog House Bar for a drink.  According to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True story... A man, a parrot, and a zebra walk into a bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve Zebras". Again, this is a true story.</p>
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		<title>Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone [VIDEO]</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cell phones can do many things these days, but you&#8217;d be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving. Britain&#8217;s Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone. Cops pulled over the would-be [...]]]></description>
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