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Drunk Crashes Into Mobile DWI Checkpoint
It didn't take a lot of investigating to arrest this drunk driver.  Over the weekend police set up a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina using their mobile command center bus.  It was a little in front of 3AM Sunday morning, when Douglas Southard, from Hickory, NC., came along in…
Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone [VIDEO]
Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving.
Britain's Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone.