Thanks to Mitt Romney and a bunch of merry meme makers, Big Bird is hot. Thanks to the novelty costume makers at Yandy.com, Big Bird is sexy. Ummm I Think Not.

 

Yes, perhaps the strangest Halloween costume this year is Sexy Big Bird. This is how Yandy describes the abomination on their website:

 

The three-piece, sexy Big Bird Sesame Street costume includes a dress textured dress with pink, sheer waist sash, faux flower detail at shoulder, multi ruffle skirt, pink and red striped, stirrup knee highs with bow tops and Big Bird character headband. Learning the ABC's has never been this sexy."

 

In order to protect a nation's worth of childhood memories, the Sesame Street Workshop has sent a cease and desist letter, demanding the costume be removed from the website.