According to a police report that was just released, last Friday, around 3:00 A.M., the Lancaster County Sheriff's Office in Nebraska got a call.

Someone had spotted a Ford F-250 driving recklessly... and more importantly, it appeared to be stuffed full of YOUNG NUDE PEOPLE!

A sheriff's deputy pulled the truck over and the report was correct.  Inside the cab there were four people... two men and two women... and they were all FULLY NUDE.  Their clothes were in the truck bed.

They were also drunk.  It appeared they'd gotten hammered on the good stuff... BUSCH LIGHT... because the deputy found an empty Busch Light box and empty cans in the truck as well.

There's good news for these four and bad news.  The good news:  In Nebraska, it's totally legal to drive or ride in a car fully naked.  So none of them got hit with any kind of indecency charge.

The bad news:  It's not legal to drive drunk anywhere.  So while the passengers got off ... pun not intended, but now that I made it I'm glad I did... the driver did NOT get off.

32-year-old Nickolus Borgman of Denton, Nebraska was arrested for his THIRD DUI, and also driving without a seatbelt, an overloaded front seat, and open containers of alcohol. 

(The Smoking Gun)