Oh the Sweet Sounds of a Teacup Pig Playing Guitar [VIDEO]

What's more eargasmic than a teacup pig playing a kids pink guitar? Well, you be the judge.

I know nothing about teacup pigs. But, what I do know is that this teacup piglet dressed in a pink dress is destined for superstardom.

Don't believe me? Then check out this fine piece of pork getting down on the piano.

Now get back to work.