Ninjas Rob a Marijuana Delivery Truck
Some folks don’t believe me when I tell them that my perfectly good family vacation to San Antonio was ruined when the hotel was overrun by Ninjas. Now comes a story out of California about a couple of Ninjas attacking and robbing a medical marijuana delivery truck.
Here’s what happened… allegedly. Around 10 p.m. last Friday, a delivery guy from a West Covina medical marijuana dispensary was just driving along (probably listening to some Grateful Dead or Phish) and making his stops. He had just made a delivery when a couple of ninjas appeared out of nowhere. (I imagine that they were just a couple of guys with ninja masks wanting to get high, but they could be real ninjas. I wasn’t there, so I can’t be sure.) They threatened him, he dropped a bag containing an undetermined amount of weed and money and ran away. He was unharmed …and possibly high.
Police are currently investigating, and on the lookout for a couple of stoned ninjas.
(I am assuming that his explanation at work was something like… “Hey boss… man, seriously… you aren’t going to believe what just happened bro… I got robbed man. Robbed by a ninja, no… TWO ninjas man. Really dude, I got jumped by two ninjas and they had like throwing stars, ninja sticks and stuff. Dude, they took your weed.”)