WILL FORTE from "Saturday Night Live" is in a new video FunnyOrDie skit, where he accidentally walks out of a museum wearing one of those audio tour headsets... and it starts telling him things about the REAL world.

It tells him how the bar nuts are covered in fecal matter, and how the cute girl next to him just got stood up by her date.  Then it helps him hook up with her, but there's a twist ending.

(When he wakes up in her bed the next morning, the headset reveals she's actually his long-lost sister.  Then it says, "That's what you get for stealing from the museum."