My friend John almost got beat up once for calling a guy a midget, when he was actually a dwarf. Not sure which dwarf he was, but I know he wasn't "Happy".

It's probably not very PC to laugh about it, but when John put his hand on the little guy's head to hold him back and those little arms went to swingin', well, everybody was laughing.

Muay Thai kick boxing is pretty hardcore, but these little guys can take it, and dish it out. Plus, we just like saying "Muay Thai Midget Madness".