Monica Is Still In Love with Bill!
Here's a '90s flashback for you: The "National Enquirer" says that MONICA LEWINSKY is still hopelessly in love with BILL CLINTON. In fact, it's why she hasn't gotten married or had kids yet.
A so-called "source" says, quote, "[She] would take him back in a second. Monica still carries a torch for him.
"She's dated some guys, off and on, since the whole White House mess. But she's never been able to get Bill out of her heart."
(I just want to add... "Damn You Billy... Because you screwed up the whole idea of "interns", I have to come up with my own blog posts!"... That's all.)