Last week in Coram New York, 22 year old Kevin Daly, was going out to party, and he decided to wear what he thought was his most clever t-shirt.  It say's "I'm not an Alcoholic, I'm a Drunk.  Alcoholics go to meetings", and sure enough, he got arrested for Drunk Driving.

A little in front of 2AM Kevin crashed his 2000 Saturn into a POLICE CAR!

Neither the police officer, or Kevin were injured in the crash, but he was promptly arrested for DUI.

As weird as this is... Kevin is not the first moron to be wearing this t-shirt in a mugshot.  It happened to 41 year old Amanda Bailey in Florida back in 2007...

(The Smoking Gun)