Dumb Crook Uses Fake I.D. With Picture of Jack Nicholson

I love dumb crooks! They never cease to amaze me and well frankly, they make me feel intelligent...very intelligent! Case in point the subject of fake I.D.s. I don't know about you but if I was to ever do something like this, I would think that the first rule would be to use a picture of someone you looked like.  Second, don't use a famous person's photo and pass it off as yourself!

A crook from Brazil...got it ALL WRONG!

Ricardo Sergio Freire de Barros, 41, was arrested in Brazil when he tried to open a bank account using a phony ID with a photo of?  Jack Nicholson. What’s worse, he doesn’t look a thing like Jack Nicholson! ’

That's like me getting a fake I.D with a picture of Pamela Anderson on it! Yeah, she blonde,  I'm a brunette (among "other" attributes)...but no one will notice right?  :)

[via Daily Mail]