Bees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New NightmareBees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New NightmareIt's the most frightening thing to happen in a shower since "Psycho."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watch These Festival-Goers Voluntarily Get Shot by a Million FireworksWatch These Festival-Goers Voluntarily Get Shot by a Million FireworksIt's an explosively good time.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Fortune Cookie Writer With Writer’s Block Quits, Unaware of IronyFortune Cookie Writer With Writer’s Block Quits, Unaware of IronyAmazingly, this is not a headline from "The Onion."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie NoCall the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie NoOnly a dope would do this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Lubbock Man Gets Trump Tattoo on NeckLubbock Man Gets Trump Tattoo on NeckThis ranks right up there with the guy that got the Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl tattoo. No ragerts.Frank PainFrank Pain
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to HerTotally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to HerThere was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsGirl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsBrave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d ExpectWoman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d ExpectThis devious lady tried to send her lover packing.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffBite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffYou probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Widow Claims Husband Died After Being Forced to Clean Walgreens BathroomWidow Claims Husband Died After Being Forced to Clean Walgreens BathroomThis is one of the more unusual lawsuits you're going to come across.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins ‘Finland’s Got Talent’Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins ‘Finland’s Got Talent’This man has a gas-tounding skill.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watch Canadian Parliament Get Into a Heated Argument About the Word ‘Fart’Watch Canadian Parliament Get Into a Heated Argument About the Word ‘Fart’It's good to know America isn't the only country where politics has gone off the deep end.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz