It's not the first time that we have seen these "privacy statements" posted on Facebook status updates... and just like the last couple of times it made the rounds, it is still worthless.
Getting to midnight on New Year's Eve is the easy part. Seeing how long you can make it after that is tougher than finding elbow room in Times Square a minute before the ball drops.
You've probably heard countless lame stories the last few weeks about someone being a Grinch. Well, we hate to tell you this, but here comes another. Only this one you'll really like because it involves the Grinchiest of all Grinches.
A 'turkey slurpee' is when you place a turkey slice over your mouth, suck in and pray the suction pulls the meat through your mouth, down your throat and into your belly.
Britain's University of Nottingham field hockey team (men playing field hockey? Yeah, Europe is tres weird, right?) recently played an all-nude match to stop homophobia in sports. Their hearts are in the right place (literally -- we can see them since they're shirtless), but couldn't they have had a bake sale or something? We're not being homophobic. It's just the male body is like a bad Internet headline -- it doesn't entice you.