April 5, 2012
In Stuttgart, Germany A janitor has been exposed as a chronic kleptomaniac. He has admitted to swiping more than 25-tons of office equipment. Police filled three trucks with the stolen goods worth about one-third of a million dollars.
March 27, 2012 Some folks don't believe me when I tell them that my perfectly good family vacation to San Antonio was ruined when the hotel was overrun by Ninjas. Now comes a story out of California about a couple of Ninjas attacking and robbing a medical marijuana delivery truck.
March 1, 2012 I love dumb crooks! They never cease to amaze me and well frankly, they make me feel intelligent...very intelligent! Case in point the subject of fake I.D.s. I don't know about you but if I was to ever do something like this, I would think that the first rule would be to use a picture of someone you looked like. Second, don't use a famous person's photo and pass it off as yourself!
A crook from Brazil...got it ALL WRONG!
December 7, 2011 It didn't take a lot of investigating to arrest this drunk driver. Over the weekend police set up a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina using their mobile command center bus. It was a little in front of 3AM Sunday morning, when Douglas Southard, from Hickory, NC., came along in his red 1989 Camaro.
November 20, 2011 Last week in Coram New York, 22 year old Kevin Daly, was going out to party, and he decided to wear what he thought was his most clever t-shirt. It say's "I'm not an Alcoholic, I'm a Drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings", and sure enough, he got arrested for Drunk Driving.
October 28, 2011
A man wearing a pair of ear buds and a smile hung onto the exterior of a New York city subway car as it traveled between two stations.
October 4, 2011 Here’s a little more proof that crack don't smoke itself...
If you are going to try to rob a store, take look around, try to make sure a cop isn’t standing behind you. Otherwise you’ll end up looking like the brainiac criminal in this video.
September 28, 2011 I was looking at cracked.com, and they had a list of 7 Items that are actually legal that just fascinated me. I thought, "Are you sure?", but I'll be damned, in some states these ARE LEGAL. In a United States where you can get serious time for weed, you can have an electric gun that can fire 166 bullets per second... Yep... it's legal, and so is a frickin' FLAMETHROWER!
Estevan Tapia was leading police on a 10-mile car chase when he was overcome with the urge to relieve himself.
So the Albuquerque, NM., man pulled over and indulged himself on the pavement — all the while with a beer bottle in hand.
August 22, 2011 It was almost as if 25-year-old Joshua Petty of Hudson, Florida had no choice in committing this crime. Because his old mugshot matches up with his new criminal offense too PERFECTLY.
August 5, 2011 If this lady had just shut up, taken her charge, and used her right to silence, I never would have heard of her... BUT...She HAD to talk, and now... here we all are.
It was around 2:00 A.M. on Monday, 55-year-old Anita Lewis of Spring Hill, Florida was driving in her Oldsmobile Cutlass... drunk.
