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911 Pocket Dial Arrest

John Williams — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:05:33 +0000

A Florida man was arrested after he butt-dialed authorities who overheard his conversation about the sale of drugs.The 19 year old tow truck driver was talking about illegal drugs with two passengers when the conversation was overheard by a police dispatcher at 911. Deputies pulled the man over and asked him about the conversations. Deputies [...]

What Happens When a Shoplifter Meets a Marine

Jeff Easterling — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 23:48:51 +0000

This happened the other day at a Best Buy store in Augusta Georgia. A shoplifter tried to make off with a lap-top computer… keyword… “TRIED”. Tyrone Jackson of Augusta became irate with staff at the store while being confronted after his attempt to steal the computer was caught on surveillance video. He pulled a knife [...]

Slap-Happy Meal: Drunk Woman Arrested After McDonald's Throw-Down

Aaron on Air — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:40:19 +0000

An intoxicated woman who wasn’t happy with the service at a Susquehanna Township, Pennsylvania, McDonald’s early Saturday morning is accused of taking the matters into her own hands and assaulting two employees. According to Reports, 41-year-old Christine Kocher walked into the fast food joint and slapped a manager before scuffling with a second employee outside the Mickey D’s [...]

NASA and Apple Engineers Develop $11,111 Coffee Maker

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:15:54 +0000

What happens when rocket scientists take on the coffee machine? The answer is a $11,111 coffee maker which brews java at the “perfect” temperature. The Blossom One Limited is the brainchild of Jeremy Kuempel. His development team for the device included engineers who’ve worked at NASA, Apple and the electronic car company Tesla. The very expensive piece [...]

14 Lifeguards Fired For Parody Video [VIDEO] [POLL]

Lisa Lindsey — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:41:56 +0000

Fourteen lifeguards in El Monte, California, were fired for creating a parody of a popular YouTube music video. The parody of “Gagnam Style” by Korean pop star PSY, was made while the employees were on breaks at work or off-duty. The employees posted the video on YouTube and under the video they state: The city [...]

15 Seconds of Flame Done On A Dare.[VIDEO]

Aaron on Air — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 01:17:50 +0000

A Thompson, Georgia man has been released from the hospital after his friends help him do the world’s best Ghost Rider impression Thursday night. WBJF-TV reports 36-year-old William Bonner can be seen on a bar’s security camera daring his friends to use Bacardi 151-proof rum to set his face on fire. After several attempts, the [...]

Woman Calls 911 to Complain About Her Bad Mug Shot

Lisa Lindsey — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 19:01:47 +0000

A woman from Georgia called 911 to complain about a bad mug shot of herself that appeared in “Bad & Busted,” a publication that prints mug shots of people recently arrested. Here is a link to her “bad mug shot” Oh and supposedly she’s only 45? On the bright side Tonya Ann Fowler got the [...]

Breaking News – Government Declares Mermaids Do NOT Exist

Jeff Easterling — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 04:18:44 +0000

The United States Government believes that this is the perfect time, with vacations and stuff, to let you know that mermaids do NOT exist. They have even put up a webpage to explain. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has added a page to their website declaring, No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been [...]

July 9 2012 is the Second Annual 'National No Bra Day'

Jeff Easterling — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 05:01:31 +0000

July 9 2012 is ‘No Bra Day’. We could not find anything saying that it is “officially” recognized, but have decided to offer our full support. We could have done a lot more research, ( or any research), well we did Google it, and found they have a Facebook Page. So, we decided that this [...]

A Man, A Parrot and A Zebra Walk Into A Bar [VIDEO]

Jeff Easterling — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:30:53 +0000

True story… A man, a parrot, and a zebra walk into a bar, and the bartender says “We don’t serve Zebras”. Again, this is a true story. The other night Jerald Reiter decided to load up the Macaw parrot, and Zebra and take a trip to the Dog House Bar for a drink. According to [...]

Parents Put Toddler in Washing Machine to Teach a Lesson, Then Panic Sets in [VIDEO] [POLL]

Lisa Lindsey — Tue, 22 May 2012 12:18:44 +0000

Sometimes I just don’t get people. I don’t have any kids, but common sense tells me to never put a child in a washing machine to “teach them a lesson.” That is exactly what these parents did at a laundromat. After closing the door to the washer, the auto locking system kicks in. When you [...]

Half-Nude Woman Flips Out on Cops

Aaron on Air — Mon, 21 May 2012 23:59:19 +0000

A woman who stripped off her top and barely covered herself with pink duct tape caused a sticky situation for cops in Seattle on Saturday. KOMO-TV reports officers were called to the Queen Anne Bar around 8 p.m. when the woman began taking off her top and applying duct tape on herself instead.

Janitor Swipes 25-Tons of Office Equipment and Red Staplers[POLL]

Aaron on Air — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:08:36 +0000

In Stuttgart, Germany A janitor has been exposed as a chronic kleptomaniac. He has admitted to swiping more than 25-tons of office equipment. Police filled three trucks with the stolen goods worth about one-third of a million dollars. We’re talking staplers, pencil sharpeners, Scotch tape, and boxes of pens, and reams of paper. Beyond that, [...]

Ninjas Rob a Marijuana Delivery Truck

Jeff Easterling — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 01:30:04 +0000

Some folks don’t believe me when I tell them that my perfectly good family vacation to San Antonio was ruined when the hotel was overrun by Ninjas. Now comes a story out of California about a couple of Ninjas attacking and robbing a medical marijuana delivery truck. Here’s what happened… allegedly. Around 10 p.m. last [...]

Dumb Crook Uses Fake I.D. With Picture of Jack Nicholson

Lisa Lindsey — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 14:10:37 +0000

I love dumb crooks! They never cease to amaze me and well frankly, they make me feel intelligent...very intelligent! Case in point the subject of fake I.D.s. I don't know about you but if I was to ever do something like this, I would think that the first rule would be to use a picture of someone you looked like. Second, don't use a famous person's photo and pass it off as yourself!

A crook from Brazil...got it ALL WRONG!

Drunk Crashes Into Mobile DWI Checkpoint

Jeff Easterling — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:00:11 +0000

It didn’t take a lot of investigating to arrest this drunk driver. Over the weekend police set up a DWI checkpoint in Newton, North Carolina using their mobile command center bus. It was a little in front of 3AM Sunday morning, when Douglas Southard, from Hickory, NC., came along in his red 1989 Camaro. Douglas [...]

Guy Wearing A T-Shirt That Says I'm A Drunk in Mugshot

Jeff Easterling — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:32:53 +0000

Last week in Coram New York, 22 year old Kevin Daly, was going out to party, and he decided to wear what he thought was his most clever t-shirt. It say’s “I’m not an Alcoholic, I’m a Drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings”, and sure enough, he got arrested for Drunk Driving. A little in front [...]

Man Calls Police to Report U.F.O. – Turns Out, It's The Moon! [AUDIO]

Lisa Lindsey — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:48:36 +0000

This is too funny! A man in England called their 911 (which is actually 999 over there) to report a light floating in the sky.

He calls back a couple of minutes later. He's identified it....it's the moon! Be sure to listen to the call. This guy sounds like Ozzy!

Man's Mega-Dangerous New York Subway Surfing Caught on Camera [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:59:57 +0000

A man wearing a pair of ear buds and a smile hung onto the exterior of a New York city subway car as it traveled between two stations. His stunt amused the other passengers on the J train (who can be heard speculating on what drugs the daredevil may be on), but not so much transportation [...]

Stupid Crook Attempts to Rob a Store In Front of a Cop

Jeff Easterling — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:07:03 +0000

Here’s a little more proof that crack don’t smoke itself… If you are going to try to rob a store, take look around, try to make sure a cop isn’t standing behind you. Otherwise you’ll end up looking like the brainiac criminal in this video. Meet, Stephen Daniel of Gwinnett County, Ga. Stephen did not [...]