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Guy Wins the Lottery and Calls in Rich to Quit His Job [POLL]

Jeff Easterling — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 18:18:51 +0000

A Northern Idaho man picked up a lottery ticket Monday, scratched it off, and won a hundred thousand dollars. So, he quit his job. Would you? Kyle Messier from Post Falls Idaho, had been working at a fast food restaurant to save up some money for college. Monday Kyle attempted to purchase a $20 scratcher, [...]

Do You Think Sex With Robots Could be the Key to Living Longer?

Aaron on Air — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 04:10:04 +0000

As guys, we’re pretty much open to any sort of sexual experience out there, except like, dolphin humping. That’s weird. So, when we heard there’s some research going on about sex with robots, we lost a little of our faith in the human race, but were also slightly intrigued. Do fan-freakin-tastic orgasms make you live longer?

The First Photograph of The Loch Ness Monster Taken 79 Years Ago Today [VIDEOS] [POLL]

Lisa Lindsey — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:06:31 +0000

Back on this day in 1933, Hugh Gray was taking a walk along the shore of Loch Ness, when all of a sudden coming up from the water was a large creature! He grabbed his camera and took the first photograph of good old Nessie! There have been stories of the Loch Ness Monster since [...]

Slap-Happy Meal: Drunk Woman Arrested After McDonald's Throw-Down

Aaron on Air — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:40:19 +0000

An intoxicated woman who wasn’t happy with the service at a Susquehanna Township, Pennsylvania, McDonald’s early Saturday morning is accused of taking the matters into her own hands and assaulting two employees. According to Reports, 41-year-old Christine Kocher walked into the fast food joint and slapped a manager before scuffling with a second employee outside the Mickey D’s [...]

Kiddies Creeped Out When Movie Theater Swaps Madagascar for Horror Flick

Aaron on Air — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:47:39 +0000

A trip to the movies last Saturday night may make for some nightmares for a group of kids after a screening gone wrong. reports indicate the staff at a theater in Nottingham accidentally rolled the horror flick Paranormal Activity 4 in a theater full of kids expecting to see the family-friendly Madagascar 3. The paper reports parents were [...]

Man Blames 7th DUI On Elephant

Aaron on Air — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 20:55:12 +0000

There are many reasons why you shouldn’t drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You’ll do something like blame it on circus animals. And that’s exactly what happened after Samuel Phipps drove his Land Rover into a guardrail Friday night. According to the trooper that arrived on [...]

Fish Tank Starts, Then Snuffs, House Fire

Aaron on Air — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:29:02 +0000

Firefighters in Bremerton, Washington are still scratching their heads after a mysterious house fire in which the source seems to have put itself out. Investigators say a fish tank may have sparked the blaze in the home last Sunday which was vacant as the residents were on vacation. But as the flames rose, the fire [...]

Store Clerk Busted Trading Ice Cream for Drugs

Mike Adams — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 13:59:30 +0000

There are times when the age old system of trading goods and services comes in handy for cash-strapped young lads in desperate need of a something they cannot afford otherwise. But not always. Earlier this week in South Carolina’s Spartanburg County, sheriff’s deputies arrested a former convenience store clerk for allegedly trading ice cream for [...]

Ben and Jerry's Sues Adult Film Company for Ice Cream Parodies

Jackie Mancini — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:53:26 +0000

A clever title can really make or break a pornography film (Haha, we called it a ‘film!’) Some of the best parody titles we’ve seen have been in the porn industry: ‘A Clockwork Orgy,’ ‘Flesh Gordon,’ ‘Good Will Humping,’ ‘Inspect Her Gadget’…Okay, we’ll stop. ‘The Sperminator?’ Rodax Distributors and Caballero Video aren’t laughing too hard [...]

When a Threesome Goes Bad [POLL]

Jeff Easterling — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 20:34:11 +0000

Men, if by some chance you can talk your wife into a threesome, the most important thing to remember is to NOT put more focus on the other woman, or there will be problems. 29 year-old David Rice of Zephyrhills, Florida obviously did not have this information before he and his 29 year-old wife Mindy [...]

Naked Breast Squeezing Event for Charity [VIDEO/POLL]

Jeff Easterling — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 21:46:50 +0000

Yes, the Japanese are innovative, and yes, they are sometimes a bit perverted. This, is a little of both. I saw on rocketnews24.com that last week there was a charity fundraiser event in Japan, where men would make a monetary donation, and get to squeeze NAKED FEMALE BREASTS! This was in conjunction with the annual [...]

Columbian Beer Makers Fight for the Right to Rip Off The Simpsons

Mike Adams — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:15:58 +0000

What started out as a novel idea has turned into a corporate tug of war, as two Columbian brothers are now deep in the trenches of a legal battle with 20th Century Fox for the right to brew beer inspired by the hit television series ‘The Simpsons.’ The original idea for the beer was a [...]

Florida Orgy Breaks Out into Fisticuffs

Ernio Hernandez — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:00:12 +0000

Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.

Man Fights to Keep Wife Buried in Front Yard [VIDEO] [POLL]

Lisa Lindsey — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 13:35:31 +0000

How would you feel if your neighbor buried someone in his front yard? Oh, this is creepy! James Davis of Stevenson, Alabama is fighting to keep his wife where she wanted to be buried, in their front yard. The Associated Press reports: Davis said he was only abiding by Patsy Ruth Davis’ wishes when [...]

Woman Sues Dallas Cowboys for Alleged Butt Burning

Shauna Wright — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:50:25 +0000

If you think the famous Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have the hottest backsides in the football team’s stadium, think again. In fact, one woman’s butt was so hot, she’s suing the organization. In August of 2010, Jennelle Carrillo attended the Blue & Silver scrimmage football game at Cowboys Stadium. Temperatures that day were in excess of [...]

A Six Year Old's Scary But Sweet Birthday Cake

Lisa Lindsey — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:00:43 +0000

I’ve heard of Super Hero and Barbie birthday cakes. I even found a cake that looked like a hamburger for my husband a few years back, but what happens when you have a little girl who wants a snake cake and her mother is a professional cake maker? Well, ya make a snake cake! Francesca [...]

Man Arrested For DUI — On a Bulldozer

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 14:00:04 +0000

When you see a man driving around on a bulldozer at 2 AM, chances are he’s up to no good. Cody Ray Gibbs was allegedly drunk as a skunk when he was caught by police operating the heavy machinery around a construction site in Powder Springs, GA. And by “operating” we mean intentionally destroying concrete [...]

Michael Jackson's Image Found in Bird Poop?

Lisa Lindsey — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:45:00 +0000

We’ve all heard about people finding the image of Jesus and the Virgin Mary in strange things. Who could forget the Jesus Potato Chip, the Shower Mold Jesus, the Tree Bark Virgin Mary and of course the Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary! Well, now it’s Michael Jackson’s turn. Introducing the “Bird Poop Michael Jackson”. Oh yes, [...]

Naked Man Covered In Crisco Just Wanted To 'Party'

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:03:05 +0000

Chad William Forber is clearly a party animal. But his preferred way of getting down isn’t for everybody. The 41-year-old was arrested by police after they got a call that a naked man was wandering around the downtown area of Rock Island, Illinois early Monday morning. When the cops found Forber, he was covered in Crisco.

Vietnamese Airline Fined For In-Flight Bikini Show

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:00:26 +0000

The flight from Ho Chi Minh City to Nha Trang only takes about an hour. That’s not nearly long enough for a movie, but the folks at VietJetAir were able to come up with a far superior way to keep their passengers entertained. What you are about to see is called a “Hawaiian Dance.” With [...]