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Police Break-up Brawl at Sci-Fi Convention, Three Light Sabers Bent Beyond Repair

Jeff Easterling — Fri, 17 May 2013 05:46:55 +0000

Usually, when police break up gang fights, the brawlers aren’t reaching for asthma inhalers. Not the case at a recent sci-fi convention. It happened this last weekend in England when the Jedi of the Norwich “Star Wars” Club was putting on a convention and film festival. The Norwich “Sci-Fi” Club showed up wanting to meet [...]

Smurfs Suspects Surrender After 7-Eleven Attack

Aaron on Air — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 18:38:00 +0000

Four men have turned themselves in to Australian police after they dressed like Smurfs and allegedly did something very un-Smurfy to a 7-Eleven customer: beat him senseless. The men, who painted themselves blue and wore puffy white hats like the cartoon characters, allegedly assaulted a man outside the convenience store in a suburb of Melbourne [...]

Delorean Taxis Send New York Back To The Future

Aaron on Air — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 22:03:36 +0000

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t needs roads. We aren’t going anywhere in these New York taxis that look like Deloreans from the Back to the Future movies. Don’t get us wrong, these taxis designed by NY-based ad agency Nooka are pretty awesome but we’re more worried about the safety of an entire city. New [...]

Big Bird Makes SNL Appearance After Romney Debate Name-Drop

Aaron on Air — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:15:25 +0000

Big Bird made an appearance on a late night show that featured the letters “S,” “N,” and “L”: the famous feathered Muppet appeared on Saturday Night Live‘s Weekend Update segment days after Gov. Mitt Romney mentioned him during the first presidential debate of 2012. Sesame Street‘s policy is that Muppets can’t answer questions that would be above their [...]

Man Blames 7th DUI On Elephant

Aaron on Air — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 20:55:12 +0000

There are many reasons why you shouldn’t drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You’ll do something like blame it on circus animals. And that’s exactly what happened after Samuel Phipps drove his Land Rover into a guardrail Friday night. According to the trooper that arrived on [...]

Bacon Is Money: Man Launches Cross-Country Trip Fueled by Trading Bacon

Aaron on Air — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:00:06 +0000

An actor has set off from New York with his sights set on Los Angeles, but he’s not carrying any cash or plastic — he’s lugging only that universal currency: bacon. As part of a savvy promotional campaign for Oscar Meyer’s thick cut bacon, Josh Sankey has a trailer full of the pork product, and is [...]

Forgetful Hotel Guests Most Likely to Leave Chargers Behind

Aaron on Air — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 03:00:28 +0000

If you can’t find your device charger and recently spent time at a hotel in Europe, you might want to give them a call. A new survey conducted by Choice Hotels Europe finds electronic chargers to be the item most frequently left behind in hotel rooms by guests. Clothing and shoes were the next two [...]

Michael Jackson's Image Found in Bird Poop?

Lisa Lindsey — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:45:00 +0000

We’ve all heard about people finding the image of Jesus and the Virgin Mary in strange things. Who could forget the Jesus Potato Chip, the Shower Mold Jesus, the Tree Bark Virgin Mary and of course the Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary! Well, now it’s Michael Jackson’s turn. Introducing the “Bird Poop Michael Jackson”. Oh yes, [...]

Speeders Slow Down For Sex Doll In Lingerie

Aaron on Air — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 03:42:05 +0000

A Chinese homeowner who was sick and tired of cops ignoring speeders blowing the stop lights outside her house found an unlikely ally in a real dummy. Lin Chen, 67, dressed up a sex doll in lingerie and attached it to the tree outside her home in Ningbo, and now drivers are hitting the brakes [...]

Man Gets Hitched on Kiddie Ride

Aaron on Air — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 01:46:16 +0000

Ouch! This Is Gonna Leave A Mark. A 31-year-old father is recovering in a Swedish hospital after an embarrassing mishap at an amusement park on Sunday. The dad’s daughter couldn’t reach the pedals of a miniature tractor trailer she was trying to drive, so he straddled the vehicle intending to sit behind her — when [...]

Would You Drink Malt-Flavored Mountain Dew? You'll Soon Have Your Chance

Aaron on Air — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:14:11 +0000

Soda die-hards know if you want a kick of caffeine, Mountain Dew is the beverage of choice. And in some cities in the US, people will soon get to try out a malt-flavored version of the popular soft drink. Named after the Tennessee town where Mountain Dew was born, “Mountain Dew Johnson City Gold” will [...]

Man Paints Himself Green Like The Incredible Hulk, Paint Won't Come Off! [VIDEO]

Lisa Lindsey — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 15:05:07 +0000

When you get the bright idea to look like a super hero, you might watch out for what you wish for. This guy in Brazil thought it would be cool to paint himself green like the Incredible Hulk, only problem? The paint he used is military paint and it’s not coming off for a very, [...]

Hot for Teachers: Sexy Site Seeks To Break the Language Barrier

Aaron on Air — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 01:51:36 +0000

A new website is attempting to put a saucy twist on the usually grueling task of learning a new language. SexyMandarin.com is raising eyebrows, as it utilizes, as its name suggests, sexy speakers of the tricky dialect in an effort to broaden users’…horizons. Kaoru Kikuchi, a University of Nottingham architecture graduate, model and designer says, “If [...]

Crazy Pizza Anybody?[SURVEY]

Aaron on Air — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 23:46:30 +0000

When you think of pizza toppings, you probably think of pepperoni and sausage. Maybe mushrooms and onions if you’re feeling really adventurous? But if you’re on the insane side when it come to your Pizza Creativity, there are plenty of crazy pies out there that are totally outside the pizza box, such as: Buffalo Wing/Barbecue [...]

Is This a Miller County Mash-Up? [PHOTO]

Jeff Easterling — Thu, 31 May 2012 18:36:38 +0000

This photo was taken this morning at the intersection of Hickory, and Ninth streets. In the photo it appears that two Miller County patrol vehicles collided. We called Miller County about it, and they referred us to Texarkana, Ark… they left us on hold. After further research, and a better look at the photo, we [...]

Top 5 Oddly Named U.S.Cities

Aaron on Air — Fri, 25 May 2012 01:12:21 +0000

We in Texarkana are blessed with what I would like to consider a normal name for a city or township. on a rare occasion, when traveling, I am asked “Where Are You From? and I proudly state Texarkana! the worst response to my answer is “where?” others have it worse coming from towns like Boogertown: [...]

Half-Nude Woman Flips Out on Cops

Aaron on Air — Mon, 21 May 2012 23:59:19 +0000

A woman who stripped off her top and barely covered herself with pink duct tape caused a sticky situation for cops in Seattle on Saturday. KOMO-TV reports officers were called to the Queen Anne Bar around 8 p.m. when the woman began taking off her top and applying duct tape on herself instead.

Yawns Are Contagious: Even Your Dog Yawns When You Do

Aaron on Air — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:27:04 +0000

Yawning is contagious. Just not for humans, but dogs, too. In fact, people may instantaneously yawn just by hearing another person do it. Same for dogs. Though they’re 5-times more likely to “catch a yawn” if the pet hears their owner yawning. Research proves it. Biologists got dogs in the laboratory to yawn by playing [...]

DUMBEST MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS EVER

Aaron on Air — Fri, 11 May 2012 01:51:02 +0000

Just because you’re working at your lousy job, making no money and struggling in this sputtering economy doesn’t mean you should give up. All it takes is one million-dollar idea to turn your life around. And, the good news is, it doesn’t even have to be a good idea. Here’s a rundown of some of [...]

New Jersey Mom Inspires Our New Toddler Tanning Business [AUDIO/VIDEO]

Jeff Easterling — Thu, 03 May 2012 15:33:44 +0000

Yesterday we told you about the New Jersey mom charged with child endangerment for allegedly taking her 5 year-old daughter to a tanning salon, where the child received burns. Sad, yes, but it gave us a great idea! That whacked out mom in New Jersey has a real problem, but the thing is, she isn’t [...]