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2013 Brings Strange New State Laws Around The Country [VIDEO]

Lisa Lindsey — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:45:31 +0000

With the beginning of a new year, comes many new and strange state laws that took effect yesterday across the country. In Wellington, Kan., the city now will restrict the number of cats in a household to no more than four. In Illinois if you pop a wheelie on a motorcycle while speeding, it’ll cost [...]

Customers Cry Foul After Finding "Fat Girls" on Their Receipt

Aaron on Air — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 20:20:39 +0000

In just the latest example of waitstaff getting into hot water thanks to the "memo" section of a restaurant receipt, three friends are peeved at how they were described at a Chilly D’s Restaurant in California. “I got the bill, I was looking at the bill I was like, ‘Why does this receipt say ‘fat girls?’” customer Christine Duran said.

Do You Think Sex With Robots Could be the Key to Living Longer?

Aaron on Air — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 04:10:04 +0000

As guys, we’re pretty much open to any sort of sexual experience out there, except like, dolphin humping. That’s weird. So, when we heard there’s some research going on about sex with robots, we lost a little of our faith in the human race, but were also slightly intrigued. Do fan-freakin-tastic orgasms make you live longer?

How Many Ways Can A Middle School Kid Use Bacon In A Sentence.

Aaron on Air — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 22:08:54 +0000

Just like our fellow testosterone-sweating, meat-loving friend Ron Swanson, we’re big fans of bacon. To put our love for the greasy snack into perspective, learning about the horrific pending bacon shortage sent us into a minor panic attack, but it’s difficult to fully encompass our feelings for the meat strips. Luckily, a bacon-loving middle-schooler has [...]

NASA and Apple Engineers Develop $11,111 Coffee Maker

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:15:54 +0000

What happens when rocket scientists take on the coffee machine? The answer is a $11,111 coffee maker which brews java at the “perfect” temperature. The Blossom One Limited is the brainchild of Jeremy Kuempel. His development team for the device included engineers who’ve worked at NASA, Apple and the electronic car company Tesla. The very expensive piece [...]

Tan Mom Gets Roasted at Drag Show and Falls Down [PHOTOS]

Mimi — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 13:51:25 +0000

Remember the mom that got into hot water over taking her daughter to a tanning booth? Patricia ‘Tan Mom’ Krentcil was supposed to attend a roast in her honor called “Tan Mom at Hot Mess” at XL Cabaret on August 29, 2012 in New York City, but she must have thought she was supposed to ‘get toasted’ because that is exactly what she did.

Plot Revealed For The Anticipated 'Dumb and Dumber 2′ Movie

Aaron on Air — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 01:09:40 +0000

‘Dumb and Dumber 2‘ may or may not ever happen – remember when Jim Carrey said he was out? – but the Farrelly Brothers are still talking as if it might and recently revealed their plans for the sequel.

Octomom is Now a Recording Artist With "Sexy Party" [AUDIO]

Lisa Lindsey — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:31:39 +0000

Make it stop! Octomom, Nadya Suleman just can’t stop trying to make it big. She been in the boxing ring. She’s tried to be a stripper and an adult film actress. Now, it’s her attempt as a recording artist. Let me guess, was she naked while recording this song? TMZ got an advance copy of [...]

Cheating Scrabble Player "Ex-Spelled" From National Tourney.

Aaron on Air — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 02:44:47 +0000

In just about any game, there’s a way to cheat and consequences if you get caught.

That’s something a young Scrabble player learned this week when he was kicked out of the game’s national tournament after a competitor noticed him doing something untoward.

Why Do Men Stare at Women?

Joe Student — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:03:53 +0000

A scientific study has revealed why men stare at women. (Spoiler alert: It’s the boobs and stuff.) The study, published in the European Journal of Social Psychology, reveals that men look at women like objects, breaking them down and categorizing them according to their body parts. In other news, the sun is expected to rise [...]

Woman Calls 911 to Complain About Her Bad Mug Shot

Lisa Lindsey — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 19:01:47 +0000

A woman from Georgia called 911 to complain about a bad mug shot of herself that appeared in “Bad & Busted,” a publication that prints mug shots of people recently arrested. Here is a link to her “bad mug shot” Oh and supposedly she’s only 45? On the bright side Tonya Ann Fowler got the [...]

Introducing the New Town of Bikinis, Texas [VIDEO]

Jeff Easterling — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 07:10:56 +0000

Doug Guller owns a chain of breastaurants called “Bikinis Sports Bars” and he has now purchased an abandon town, and has changed the name to… wait for it… Bikinis, Texas. Yee-Haw yall!!! Bikinis, Texas, formerly known as “Bankersmith”, was bought on Craigslist, and Guller wants to use it to create a world class destination. He [...]

Mr. Wizard's a Real 'Richard' in This Hilarious Mash-Up

Aaron on Air — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:57:10 +0000

Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching ‘Mr. Wizard’s World’ on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi – at least Emmett Brown’s put downs are funny. Alas, while that kind of maltreatment [...]

Would You Drink Malt-Flavored Mountain Dew? You'll Soon Have Your Chance

Aaron on Air — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:14:11 +0000

Soda die-hards know if you want a kick of caffeine, Mountain Dew is the beverage of choice. And in some cities in the US, people will soon get to try out a malt-flavored version of the popular soft drink. Named after the Tennessee town where Mountain Dew was born, “Mountain Dew Johnson City Gold” will [...]

Cleveland Weatherman Starts to Rant During Heat / Thunder Forecast [VIDEO] [POLL]

Lisa Lindsey — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:20:34 +0000

People take their sports seriously, and this weatherman is no exception. I guess some people aren’t not really over LeBron James leaving Cleveland. Then winning the NBA title for the Miami Heat over the Oklahoma City Thunder last week. Watch WEWS weatherman Mark Johnson, trying to get through his weather forecast. Poor thing, he just [...]

There Really is a House Cleaning Fairy! [VIDEO] [POLL]

Lisa Lindsey — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:30:18 +0000

There is a house cleaning fairy loose in Ohio! Well, kinda. She’s busted now. Dang! This woman actually broken into a house, cleaned it, then left a note with her phone number asking for $75 for her services! Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t she suppose to just clean and then leave some coins somewhere? No [...]

Top 5 Oddly Named U.S.Cities

Aaron on Air — Fri, 25 May 2012 01:12:21 +0000

We in Texarkana are blessed with what I would like to consider a normal name for a city or township. on a rare occasion, when traveling, I am asked “Where Are You From? and I proudly state Texarkana! the worst response to my answer is “where?” others have it worse coming from towns like Boogertown: [...]

Half-Nude Woman Flips Out on Cops

Aaron on Air — Mon, 21 May 2012 23:59:19 +0000

A woman who stripped off her top and barely covered herself with pink duct tape caused a sticky situation for cops in Seattle on Saturday. KOMO-TV reports officers were called to the Queen Anne Bar around 8 p.m. when the woman began taking off her top and applying duct tape on herself instead.

Tiny Little Criminal[VIDEO]

Aaron on Air — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:55:00 +0000

Some five-year-old girls play with Barbies, while some watch cartoons. Others practice criminal activities. Here’s a five-year-old picking a lock. It’s pretty impressive. You should see her hotwire a car.

A Coke Machine That Wants Hugs! Not Money! [VIDEO] [POLL]

Lisa Lindsey — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:23:06 +0000

Who ever came up with this one is a marketing genius!! Imagine a Coke machine that wants a hug and in exchange? You get a Coke!The hug for Coke machines have been installed all across Singapore. It’s part of a campaign called Open Happiness. When a person gives the vending a big ol’ bear hug, [...]