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Marquette Beats Miami, 71-61 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Marquette became the first team to advance to the Elite Eight by defeating Miami on Thursday night in the NCAA East Regional.
NASCAR’s Denny Hamlin Out 6 Weeks With Fractured Vertebra
Driver Denny Hamlin will miss at least six weeks of the 2013 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series circuit after suffering fractured vertebra in a crash on the last lap of Sunday's race at Fontana, California.
ESPN To Broadcast Ultimate Frisbee
ESPN signed an agreement on Tuesday which will allow it to broadcast people playing with a Frisbee to more than 83 million households nationwide.
Yo Adrian! Let’s Buy the ‘Rocky’ House In Philly
Why continue to live in that crappy apartment when you can buy the South Philadelphia home Rocky and Adrian moved into in "Rocky II?"
Female NFL Hopeful Lauren Silberman Injured After Two Dreadful Kicks At Tryout
Someday, a woman may demonstrate that she's able to play in the NFL, but that woman wasn't Lauren Silberman on Sunday.
Kathryn Marie — Babe of the Day
Kathryn Marie is a 26-year-old model who lives in Baton Rouge, La. A fine example of a Southern girl, Kathryn is working a full-time job while dabbling in modeling. This may be the most impressive dabbling since Bo Jackson decided to 'dabble' in football in the baseball off-season...
‘Petty Blue’ Back on NASCAR’s No. 43
The unmistakeable shade of bright blue named after racing legend Richard Petty will return to NASCAR tracks during select Sprint Cup Series races in 2013.
James Franco Starts Daytona 500 With ‘Drivers and Danica, Start Your Engines’
Actor James Franco may have rehearsed his line, but it still came out wrong. Franco, star of the upcoming release 'Spring Breakers' was at the Daytona 500 today to serve as grand marshal. With driver Danica Patrick in the pole position of the race, the Daytona 500-opening phrase, “Gentlemen, start your engines,” doesn’t fit the field, so Franco decided to adjust the wording, except he screwed it u
This Weekend in Sports: Daytona 500 and UFC 157
NASCAR and mixed martial arts command the spotlight in the upcoming sports calendar. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Girl Fight! HS Cheerleading Coach Urges Team to Fight Each Other
A California high school cheerleading coach encouraged the members of her squad to physically fight each other to resolve their differences, so, they did, more or less proving 'Fight Club' was a much better movie than 'Bring It On!'
Carly Baker — Celeb Crush
New UFC Octagon Girl Carly Baker made her debut this weekend at UFC on FUEL TV 7. Any woman who can walk into one of the world's fastest growing sports and distract everyone's attention by simply holding a ring card is most certainly worthy of being our celebrity crush...
Sleeping Man Wakes Up With Bottle Rocket In Crotch
Good friends will do anything for you. Unfortunately, they'll also do anything to you, as the guy who is sleeping in this video finds out.
Dude is just sleeping peacefully until his 'good friend' finds him. Mr. Friend then seizes the bottle rocket next to the crotch of our hero and lights it...