Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Nina Nanook — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: The newly-built public transit system of Antarctica.
How Many Animals Died for Her Jacket: "Zero, they're all still technically alive." We didn't ask.
Skills: Living taxidermist (again, we didn't ask, expert camouflage hair colorist, freelance party entertainer -- ask about her special holiday 'Nanook of the North Terror Package...
Lindsay Lohan — Crush of the Day
Okay, so it's been a rough couple of years for our child star turned drunk driving starlet, but why live in the past?
Kimbra Johnson — Crush of the Day
The AMA Awards last night reminded us of how sick we are of this song, but we are definitely not sick of Kimbra.
UK Company Offers Riot Training Experiences
If you've ever found yourself in the middle of a riot, you know that there is some standard etiquette. If you haven't yet, it's best to learn it before screwing it up.
GoPro Camera Car Mount Makes People Look Cooler on Video Than in Real Life
A GoPro camera allowed users to capture the action hands-free but the little bugger just got even sweeter.
Craving the Open Road? Watch This 3 Minute Timelapse of a Cross Country Road Trip
There's something about a good old fashioned road trip that just makes us feel alive: good friends, good music, and new places to explore around every bend. See also: townie bars.
Diane Sawyer Was Totally Drunk Last Night During Election Coverage
Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful.
Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Prodigy Pat
Location: Hartford, CT
Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: "Google Gatekeeper" at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, "for right now...
Check Out These Motorcycles Made of 100% Naked Babes
We know it's hard to see anything but the babe in this video, but look a little closer, and you won't be sorry.
Kay Hashimoto — Hot Mess of the Day
Usually, our Hot Mess of the Day is a funny fake profile, but there's nothing fake about Kay, who was featured on TLC's 'Extreme Cheapskate.' Check out Kay's weird-as-all-hell strategy for saving $250k by year's end.
Check Out These Disney Princess Babes
God, what we wouldn't give to be "part of her world."
Terry the Teet — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Terry The Teet
Location: Newcastle, England
Occupation: Canine wet nurse.