I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
Dallas Cowboys Have Least Loyal Fans in the NFL
According to For he Win, a subsection of USA Today Sports, Dallas Cowboys fans are the least loyal in the NFL.
Abilene Police Arrest Two in Murder of Officer Don Allen
According to Abilene Police Chief Stan Stanridge, shortly after 6pm on Thursday evening, Abilene Police took Violetta and Phillip Walter into custody in connection with the murder of Officer Don Allen.
‘Bad Lip Reading’ Makes the GOP Presidential Debate Hilarious
The comedy genius at Bad Lip Reading have been laying low since they turned the Avengers into rednecks a few months back. Well, they are back with a vengeance as they turn the GOP Presidential debate into more of a circus than it already was.
Doctor Pulls Worm Larvae From Woman’s Lip
You've seen a ton of disgusting videos floating around the interwebs, but have you seen a huge worm larvae pulled from a woman's lip?
Feast Your Eyes on This Gallery Ronda Rousey Photos
Ronda Rousey is not only the most feared athlete on the planet, she's also one of the sexiest. Here's a gallery of pictures of Rowdy to feast your eyes upon.
Bee Gees’ ‘Stayin’ Alive’ Metal Cover is the Greatest Thing Ever
You no longer have to keep your love of disco a secret, now that this metal cover of "Stayin' Alive", by the Bee Gees, has been released.
Great White Shark Attacks Surfer Live on Television
This could go down as one of scariest and craziest moments in sports and live television history. Pro surfer, Mick Fanning, was attacked by a great white shark during a surfing competition over the weekend.
How Hot Will it Be in 2100? This Interactive Map Will Show You Now
Have you ever wondered what the weather will be like in the future? Well, an interactive map, released by Climate Central, shows how hot Texas cities (and those across the nation) will be in the year 2100.
Rock Music’s Sexiest Album Covers
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Drinking Games – The Painman’s Top 5
A weekend doesn't pass without a group of friends getting together for a little party. Nothing makes that party more fun than a drinking game or 2. So, here's a list of my favorite drinking games.
Babe Wears GoPro Camera on Head While at the Gym – Bros Rejoice
This is definitely a point of view that men around the world can appreciate more than milk and cookies.
Best Stripper Songs [NSFW]
Whether you need the best stripper songs for your occupation or just plain listening pleasure, I hope you have fun with this list.