Hey y’all, I’m Frank Pain, thanks for stumbling upon my page. So, a little about myself. Well, I’m from the Houston area, but Abilene is definitely “home” to me. I’m an Army veteran, and proud of my service, but feel that radio is my calling in life. At least I hope so because I’ve been doing it for a very long time. Some of my interests include music (obviously), riding my Harley, sports – all sports including NASCAR, anything tech-related, camping, hunting, and pretty much anything else outdoors. Also, I’ve got a huge place in my heart for helping animals, veterans, the elderly, and children. Some of my favorite TV shows include the Big Bang Theory, Letterkenny, Two and a Half Men, and Everybody Loves Raymond. Oh, and can’t forget watching “my stories” each day. At least that’s what my grandma called them as I’m a huge fan of General Hospital. Movies? Well, if it’s Marvel or Star Wars related, then I’ll be on the front row every single time. Oh yeah, I’m one of those long-haired freaky people, according to that Tesla song, with quite a few tattoos. At the end of the day, I do my best to treat every single person equally as I strive to merely be a good human.
Frank Pain
The Dumbest Laws in Texas
Throughout the years, the Lone Star State has rolled out some really, really dumb laws.
The Best Patriotic Rock Songs
For those about to rock, we salute you. Here's a soundtrack of patriotic rock songs.
The Ultimate Mother’s Day Playlist of Songs That Rock
Nothing says "mom rules" like a bunch of rock songs about mom. Now I'm not saying you should use this list as a replacement gift this Mother's Day. I'm just saying these songs are awesome and they happen to mention mom.
Classic Commercials From Back in the Day
Here are some old school commercials to bring back memories from your earlier years.
Texas Stoner Leads Cops on High Speed Chase While on Social Media
A Texas man led cops on a high speed chase that started east of Dallas and ended up near Waco. While reaching speeds of 100 mph, the stoner said he was occupying his time on Snapchat and Instagram.
Can You Identify These Texas Landmarks From Satellite Images?
It's easy to identify a landmark when you're standing in front of it; from above - not so much.
Bad Lip Reading Returns With Part 1 of Hilarious NFL 2016 Edition
Bad Lip Reading will never let us down. They're back again to give us a few laughs at the expense of the NFL.
Texan is Finalist in Doritos Super Bowl Contest – Again
Travis Braun, of Ovalo (just outside of Abilene), is a finalist in the Doritos ‘Crash the Super Bowl’ commercial contest. If those words sound familiar, it's because Travis was a finalist in last year's contest as well.
You Could Own The Playboy Mansion For Only $200 Million
All those fantasies of partying at the Playboy Mansion can finally come true. That is, if you have $200 million to spend on the estate. That's right, Hef's home is now for sale.
Totally Radical Things From the ’80s
The '80s spawned slang like 'awesome', 'totally', 'radical', 'psych', and 'eat my shorts'. The '80s also spawned some gnarly things like "The Simpsons", "Swatch Watch", "The Smurfs", and "Donkey Kong".
So, let's take a nostalgic trip back to the 80s to revisit some of the awesome things that decade produced.
The Best Rock Side Projects According to The Painman
Here's a small look into my brain as I examine my favorite rock side projects.
The Painman Explains Why Everyone Should Go to a NASCAR Race
I get flack from my 'cool' friends all the time about my love of NASCAR, so here's my explanation and why you should get into it too.