Hey y’all, I’m Frank Pain, thanks for stumbling upon my page. So, a little about myself. Well, I’m from the Houston area, but Abilene is definitely “home” to me. I’m an Army veteran, and proud of my service, but feel that radio is my calling in life. At least I hope so because I’ve been doing it for a very long time. Some of my interests include music (obviously), riding my Harley, sports – all sports including NASCAR, anything tech-related, camping, hunting, and pretty much anything else outdoors. Also, I’ve got a huge place in my heart for helping animals, veterans, the elderly, and children. Some of my favorite TV shows include the Big Bang Theory, Letterkenny, Two and a Half Men, and Everybody Loves Raymond. Oh, and can’t forget watching “my stories” each day. At least that’s what my grandma called them as I’m a huge fan of General Hospital. Movies? Well, if it’s Marvel or Star Wars related, then I’ll be on the front row every single time. Oh yeah, I’m one of those long-haired freaky people, according to that Tesla song, with quite a few tattoos. At the end of the day, I do my best to treat every single person equally as I strive to merely be a good human.
Frank Pain
Hilarious ‘Family Feud’ Answer to ‘Fully Loaded’ Question Turns Sexual
Family Feud used to be known as a 'family' show, but since Steve Harvey took over the show, it has become funnier and less family-friendly.
In a recent episode, Harvey asked a contestant to name something that's "fully loaded". His response was "my man region". Surprisingly, that was a correct answer.
‘Bad Lip Reading’ of American Idol Wins the Internet
By now, the entire world knows of the Bad Lip Reading genius. Well, they're back with another hilarious video. This time, they lend their hilarious talents to a montage of American Idol clips.
Will Ferrell & Chad Smith Joined by Red Hot Chili Peppers During Drum-Off on ‘The Tonight Show’ [VIDEOS]
If you didn't stay awake to watch the drum-off, between Will Ferrell and Chad Smith, on 'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,' then you missed one of the greatest nights in late-night history.
Fun Things to Do With That Phone Book You’ll Never Use
It never fails, whether at home or work (or both), phone books mysteriously show up. One thing we know about phone books is that they must travel in packs, because I typically get 8-10 a year that I'll never, ever use.
Thanks to the internet, we no longer have a need for phone books. I'm still not sure why people insist on murdering trees just so millions of phone books can go unopened each year.
Hilarious Video of Dolphin Humping Woman
Your curiosity is peaked just by reading the headline, right? Yeah, mine was too.
I don't know the story behind this video other than it looks like some gal was at one of those places that had dolphin shows or swimming with dolphins programs. As the 'instructors' looked on, this lady was mounted by 'Flipper' and apparently enjoyed it.
Oh the Sweet Sounds of a Teacup Pig Playing Guitar [VIDEO]
What's more eargasmic than a teacup pig playing a kids pink guitar? Well, you be the judge.
Find an Animal Identical to Your Deceased Pet With ‘PetMatch’ App – Pain’s Package
Just when you thought your apps couldn't get any freakier then comes an app that helps you find an animal that looks like your deceased pet.
A little less freaky than cloning, right?
This app is called PetMatch.
Abilene Twins Born in Different Years Make National News — Mother Plans on Giving Them Their Own Birthday Parties
According to ABC News, three sets of New Year's twins were born in different years -- one twin born at the tail end of 2013 and the other at the beginning of 2014. What's even more special about this rarity is that one set of those twins was born right here in Abilene. To top it all off, the Abilene twins and mother made national news, including ABC and NBC.
Westboro Baptist Church Misspells Illiterate on Flyer Accusing Americans of Being Illiterate
We've all heard the saying about the pot calling the kettle black. Well, apparently the people at Westboro Baptist Church haven't. In a recent flyer promoting a WBC protest, the church gang accuse Americans of being illiterate. The problem is that they misspelled the word "illiterate".
Apparently, WBC hates spell check as well.
Oklahoma City Thunder Fan Sinks Shot from Half-Court to Win $20,000 for His Wife’s Cancer Treatment
Heath Kufahl and his wife were at an Oklahoma City Thunder game and were picked to compete at halftime against another couple for a chance to win $20,000. Well, in the first round, Heath and his wife made more shots than the other couple. Beating that couple is what gave Heath the chance at the half-court shot.