This is one of those things that falls under the category PROBLEMS RICH PEOPLE HAVE.

Over the weekend, a 28-year-old woman identified only as Amy R. from New Zealand was on a yacht off the coast of Croatia.

And she was having sex with the guy who owns the yacht, as women like to do.  She'd apparently just met him a few hours earlier in the marina.

They were getting-it-on on the SINK in the yacht when it SHATTERED.  A piece of porcelain SLICED Amy's wrist... and left her hand DANGLING OFF, attached only by a small piece of skin.

Croatian surgeons were able to reattach the hand in about six hours.